Alright, I threw together some rules for my Cult Classic contest. Follow them or your story is DISQUALIFIKIED.

1. Must be a story, poem, etc., that has qualities similar to that of a cult film.
Ex. Dialogue like "But just because I changed my sex doesn't mean I don't love you!" is good.
Dialogue like "But I digress; now, shall we continue discussing the theorem behind Lord of the Flies?" is alright.
Dialogue like "I has teh lulz now ROFTLMAO1111" is extremely good. A cult classic about the Newgrounds forums? Yes, please.
2. Subject of story, poem, etc., should be very far-fetched, and impossible by normal standards of fiction.
Ex. A story about aliens drilling from underneath New York with huge male genitalia and taking the entire city by similar means, good.
A story about Tom Fulp becoming a supermutant temporarily as a child, okay.
A story about a story about a story involving evil vegetables, AWESOME. I wish I could have as many stories in one story.
3. I have to like the story, poem, etc. See above rules.
4. Story, poem, etc., cannot be longer than three pages single spaced on Microsoft Word 2003.
Ex. Microsoft 2003, good.
Microsoft 2007, sucks a big hairy one.
5. Deadline for story, poem, etc., March 10.
Ex. Submission, Feb. 14, good.
Submission, March 11, WRONG.
6. Maximum submissions; 4.
Ex. 5, GTFO.
3, good.

Those are the rules, now get going. PM ME THE SUBMISSION, DO NOT PUT IT IN THE WRITER'S CLUB SPACE OR IN MY COMMENT SPACE HERE.